I'll Have a Latte and I'll Use My Own Swizzle Stick

[Joe Guy]

Cop Allegedly Caught Masturbating In Starbucks
The Huffington Post | by Sebastian Murdock

A Camden, New Jersey officer has been removed from duty and charged with disorderly lewdness after police say he was caught masturbating in a Starbucks, according to CBS Philly.

On May 7, Lt. Benito Gonzalez Junior allegedly pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside the coffee store and began apparently trying to put his own foam on his latte.

Philly.com reports that last week, police posted a photo of the suspect asking the public to help identify the man. That post has since been taken down.

On Monday, Police Chief Scott Thomas said the department was "deeply troubled by the allegations of this off-duty conduct."

The 17-year-veteran of the department, who worked in the narcotics unit, has a hearing scheduled June 4.

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[Lord Jim]

Geez, the guy made lieutenant and he's just three years from his 20, and he pulls (so to speak) this?

What a friggin' (literally) moron...