Legal Attach?

[Gob]

Office of the Legal Attach?
US Consulate General
2, Walter Carrington Crescent
Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria

Contact: Legal Attach?: (234)-8178-605-725


Dear Beneficiary

I am Special Agent, Jennifer Dent, the F.B.I.'s Assistant Legal Attach? Office in Lagos, Nigeria. As you must be aware, the Legal Attach?’s Office supports the operational needs in Lagos, Nigeria with regional coverage of Benin, Cameroon, Ghana, Equatorial Guinea, Sao Tome and Principle and Togo. The cooperation activities performed by the Legal Attach?s are essential to the successful fulfillment of the international responsibilities of the FBI and United States interests. Liaising is carried out in accordance with executive order, statue, Attorney General Guidelines, and FBI policies.

I am writing you with regards to your stalled funds transfer you have been expecting from Nigeria. For your interest, I would advise you to accord this correspondence your full indulgence and attention, as you may likely have been receiving other emails of similar contents from the numerous fraud syndicate and impostors. I was specially instructed by the U.S Attorney General to embark on a personal review of all long pending and stalled International Funds Transfer Files of all Banks Operating in Nigeria and the neighboring countries, including those at Offshore Foreign Correspondent Banks, with a view of redeeming genuine cases of Funds Transfers. The U.S Attorney General’s Office has mandated my Office to ensure that all genuine claim and transfers are paid to their rightful owners of which you are among, after detail reviewed your information as one such beneficiaries and our duty is protect your interest as a law abiding citizen.

As the F.B.I.'s assistant legal attach? in Lagos, Nigeria, I want to assure you that your transfer will now be processed through the simple, transparent and authoritative means where you will not be required to pay any unauthorized fees. Please discontinue any form of contact with all those you have been dealing with before now, no matter the nature of your relationship with any of these crooks, including your representative if any. My goal is to quickly reactivate and sort out your transfer without any distraction. So you are forbidden to preempt anyone of this contact, otherwise I will be compelled to out rightly cancel your transfer along others a bad debt.

Your Valued Amount expected if other than the mentioned amount: $3.5Million USD.

Your timely respond will be highly welcomed.

My Regards,
Jennifer Dent
Assistant Legal Attach?

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[Lord Jim]

you may likely have been receiving other emails of similar contents from the numerous fraud syndicate and impostors.

Well thank God you finally heard from somebody who's on the level...

[MajGenl.Meade]

Should I report to Jennifer Dent that I received an email from 'Ester Williams' that I deleted without reading? I was made suspicious because she couldn't spell her own name and she's been dead for the past year.

[Lord Jim]

Former FBI Director Robert Mueller kept sending me emails even months after he'd retired...

I was considering reporting him as a stalker...

[TPFKA@W]

I wonder is she related Arthur Dent?

[Lord Jim]

Or Harvey Dent...

Or some other fictional character named Dent...

[Lord Jim]

Got this one today...

This guy ain't even tryin':

From: Mr. Cletus Akuffor

Mr. Cletus Akuffor
Today at 1:01 PM

Good Day My Dear,[well at least he's trying to be friendly]

I am Mr. Cletus Akuffor, From Takoradi Ghana staff of Standard Chartered Bank Ghana,I have A business proposal of (US$9,450,000.00), for you from my Bank.Finally if you are interested I shall provide you with more details.

which I need your co-operation as my partner to transfer this Money to your bank account within Five (5) working days. This transaction is legal without any problem and it is bank to bank transfer and 100% risk free.
As soon as the Nine Million four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollar [$9,450.000.00]is transferred to your bank account, you shall take 40%, while I take 60%. If you are interested to work with me reply my email so I can send you more details. And I can provide any needed document during the transfer.

My Best Regards,

Mr. Cletus Akuffor.

No fancy title, no official sounding phoney department address, no stress-filled back story to create a sense of "urgency"...

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a lazy scam artist...