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Just because I need to add some text.
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Like!!
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I m constantly amazed that I m not the only one who finds grammar amusing...
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CP didn't you mean "English language nerds"?
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I was going to clarify my title but I knew it would annoy all the right people.
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Right on, CP! Its doing it's best.....
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Use a comma if the adjectives are equally important and give similar kinds of information.

Example: It was a cold, windy morning.

Don’t use a comma if the adjectives are not equally important or give different kinds of information.

Example: He was a clever young man.


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To check if adjectives give similar kinds of information or not, put and between the adjectives. (It was a cold and windy morning.)

If adjectives give different kinds of information, the and between the adjectives doesn't sound right. (He was a clever and young man.)
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comma 101
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More like coma 101
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yet another rule. Only rule I try to use is "i before e...."
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After a couple of cups of caffeine, I find myself agreeing with oldr's post herein. It is an efficient rule in all cases and has been proven by science many more than eight times as any atheist would surely deign to concur, even with a theist.
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that was funny.

my family says I m wrong, but I am sure that flange rhymes with orange.
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