Extra cheese, and chef's special sauce

[Gob]

Angered that a customer called in a pizza order right before closing time, a Texas teenager allegedly rubbed his genitals on the patron’s pie as he prepared the takeout order, police allege.



Brent Bradley told cops that when he arrived at Papa Murphy’s pizza in Georgetown, a city 25 miles north of Austin, he spotted worker Austin Michael Symonds “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” according to a criminal complaint detailing the September 2 incident.

When confronted by the customer--who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese--the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

[Lord Jim]

he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

Well, that's alright then...

I mean, who wouldn't?

[MajGenl.Meade]

We had a pizza delivery place in Twinsburg that came to be known as Jerkinovski's. They went out of business.

[RayThom]

... on a pizza with everything.

One "hair pie" to go, please.

[Lord Jim]

who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese-

Actually, the fact that a grown man was ordering a pizza with pineapple on it would have been a much better justification for Mr. Symonds act of protest then the lateness of the order...

[Gob]

I love pineapple on pizza, and banana.

[BoSoxGal]

Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion - yum!

Hold the balls, thanks very much.

[Crackpot]

There's absolutely no way that post can be taken out of context.

[Lord Jim]

I love pineapple on pizza, and banana.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I think he was trying to add the banana.....

[TPFKA@W]

I love pineapple on pizza, and banana.

YOU eat it with anchovies you freak!

I have heard of pineapple, of which I say barf, but bananas are way over the top. Blerg.

[Sue U]

When confronted by the customer--who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese

He had made it quite clear he did NOT want any sausage on his pizza.

[Guinevere]

Or meatballs.

Gob, that's not pizza, that's a fruit salad.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Bit of an assumption there, Guin? Screw just one pizza and they call you .....

[Joe Guy]

Meade's right. It could just be a curious pizza...

[MajGenl.Meade]

"So that's one small, thin crust, Canadian bacon with pineapple and bi-cheese sir?"

[MajGenl.Meade]

Fans urinate into Swiss keeper’s water bottle
A SWISS goalkeeper has threatened legal action after fans of a rival lower league team urinated in his water bottle and then taunted him when, unawares, he took a sip during a match at the weekend.
FC Muri keeper Reto Felder, 34, said he had felt sick after tasting the warm contents of the bottle during the 1 Liga (third tier) game at FC Baden near Zurich.

Felder was waiting for an analysis of video evidence before taking action. —

[Lord Jim]

The Canadian Bacon and pineapple pizza is frequently referred to as a "Hawaiian Pizza"...

Since half the topping is Canadian, couldn't it just as easily be referred to as a "Canadian Pizza"?

And yet that never happens...

I wonder why that is....








actually, I don't really wonder why that is....

[MajGenl.Meade]

Perhaps because

Canadian bacon, an American name for two different pork products: back bacon and a smoked ham

[Lord Jim]

You're right, it doesn't come originally from Canada...

It comes originally from Australia:

Bacon made only from the loin is sold as "Canadian Bacon" or "Canadian-Style Bacon" in the United States. It does not include the belly at all, actually originated in Australia, and is sold as lean medallions that are reminiscent of sliced ham[2] Canadian-style bacon is cut from the lean eye of the loin, which is taken from the middle of back. It is fully cooked and it is usually smoked.[3] In the early 20th century the British began importing "side bacon" from Canada due to a pork shortage. This product, which was smoked, was referred to as "Wiltshire Sides". The ensuing popularity of this "Canadian" bacon style led to the introduction in the United States of the smoked preparation known as Canadian-style bacon today.[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon

So there's actually a very good and appropriate reason for why it's known as "Canadian bacon"...

Having been imported from Canada to the UK...