Why I would not invite lawyers to my house for dinner.

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I imagine it won't be the last time you write it either, clearly it runs deep in your head.

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"Sinister" merely means left as opposed to dexter which means right.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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stupid lyme disease really ruined my memory. sorry.

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Just as an FYI here is the order in which I refuse to do codes or do them slowly.

Anyone who has ever annoyed me.

Joe Guy

Lawyers.

Small, sticky, children who smartmouth their elders.

This all changes based on my hormone level and whether or not I ate breakfast.

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some med professionals have even been known to declare they would do a happy dance when a certain person died...

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wesw wrote:some med professionals have even been known to declare they would do a happy dance when a certain person died...
We will just blame all this on the lyme disease.

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oh, did you have it too?

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TPFKA@W wrote:Just as an FYI here is the order in which I refuse to do codes or do them slowly.

Anyone who has ever annoyed me.

Joe Guy

Lawyers.

Small, sticky, children who smartmouth their elders.

This all changes based on my hormone level and whether or not I ate breakfast.
I'm puzzled...

Since the first one on your list covers just about everybody, why did you feel the need to add to it? :P
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Lord Jim wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:Just as an FYI here is the order in which I refuse to do codes or do them slowly.

Anyone who has ever annoyed me.

Joe Guy

Lawyers.

Small, sticky, children who smartmouth their elders.

This all changes based on my hormone level and whether or not I ate breakfast.
I'm puzzled...

Since the first one on your list covers just about everybody, why did you feel the need to add to it? :P

Jim Jim Jim, there are a lot of people I haven't met in the world. Odds are they will annoy me but they deserve a shot, right?

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wesw wrote:oh, did you have it too?
No, that's just you. But anytime you post something that I think is outrageously ridiculous I will just attribute it to the Lyme disease. It will save me time.

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maybe you could do a happy dance too?

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wesw wrote:maybe you could do a happy dance too?
Over you posting outrageously ridiculous crap?

Not likely. Clearly I would be exhausted in under 20 minutes.

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and I thought rubato was going to be the one I didn t like....

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don t worry, my health isn t great either. save up your happy dances, maybe I ll croak soon....

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Lord Jim wrote: Since the first one on your list covers just about everybody, why did you feel the need to add to it? :P
I think I may have received extra negative points for making bad jokes regarding @W on a bad hormone level day when she hadn't eaten breakfast.

The only thing I can be sure of now is that if I had a serious accident and @W was the only person around who could help me, the best outcome I could hope for is a quick and painless death.

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The only thing I can be sure of now is that if I had a serious accident and @W was the only person around who could help me, the best outcome I could hope for is a quick and painless death.
I wouldn't count on that Joe...

I'd bet a good nurse probably knows as much about how to use medical means to inflict pain as how to alleviate it... :D
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wesw wrote:and I thought rubato was going to be the one I didn t like....
I know, I know, you had Lyme disease, so I will jog your memory: You already didn't like me from the Joan Rivers thread.

You're welcome.

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...actually it began when I read O&W s alchoholic adventure...

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wesw wrote:...actually it began when I read O&W s alchoholic adventure...
Which is really pretty interesting considering I commented once a couple of years ago:

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It's hard to believe other people's tales like this unless you have experienced similar-that last visit i mean. My mother had a couple of similar experiences. I never have but accept that there are those who do.

Yes, yes I can see how that would spur your hate.


Lyme disease.

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