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I'm sorry, but I laughed...

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As a loving fiancée, James Lusted would often treat his bride-to-be to a nice evening out.

But during a recent meal with partner Chloe Roberts, things took a turn from the romantic to the ridiculous after a waitress mistook the 3ft 7in dwarf for a child and brought him a colouring book and crayons.

It was only when the Harvester staff member heard the 26-year-old's deep voice that she realised her embarrassing blunder.

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But it was the highlight of the night for James and his bride-to-be Chloe, 20, who have been laughing about it ever since.

James said: 'As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn't a child.

'She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock.

'But I am man enough to see the funny side - I would never take offence.'

James and Chloe said they realise they look different when they are out together in Cardiff where she is a third-year education student.

But the pair say their miss-matched heights make no difference to them and they are getting married in the summer of 2016.

James, of Colwyn Bay, North Wales, said: 'Life has not been easy - when I was young I had a lot of surgery and went through a time of being bullied in school
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I just smiled. good for them

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Someone put him up to it.
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They'd have to.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I bet he shorted the waitress on the tip.

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I am Reverend Dickie Dodo, the national chairman of the Vertically Challenged Society and I find what that waitress did to be very offensive. I call for the members of my group along with all those who are vertically challenged to head to that resturant for protests which will continue until she is fired and tried with a hate crime. :mrgreen:

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Shorely shome mishtake? "Dickie Dido"? That's a joke that'd be over his head.
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And lets not forget about looting some of the neighboring stores.

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