A burglar coming down off amphetamine was caught after having sex with a teddy bear at the property he broke into.
Paul Mountain couldn't resist the stuffed toy, Blackburn magistrates court heard. Police took DNA from inside the teddy bear which matched with the 38-year-old. Mountain told police he was coming down off amphetamine and felt an 'overwhelming need' for sexual relief. Mountain, of Darwen, Lancashire, pleaded guilty to burglary of a shed near Darwen, with intent to steal.
He was remanded on bail for the preparation of a pre-sentence report. Dominic Howells, prosecuting, said the owner of an allotment found the shed had been broken into and the contents scattered around outside it. Among the wreckage she found the teddy bear. The teddy bear was then passed to police, who recovered DNA from inside it.
Baby let me be....
Baby let me be....
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A stuffed bear!


For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts