The Queen was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient could be seen masturbating.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "what's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
Come again?
Come again?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Come again?
Just where in Canada is this hospital............... 
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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Re: Come again?
I thought Canada had universal health care?
Re: Come again?
Nah, they can barely handle it within their own borders
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Come again?
Now I know where to go to have my prostate drained.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato