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Bear Eats Body Of Marion Williams, California Man Who Died Of Cardiac Arrest

(Reuters) - A man who suffered a heart attack and died outside his rural Northern California home had his corpse dragged away and eaten by a black bear that was sheltering nearby, medical officials said on Friday.

The 65-year-old man, identified as Marion Williams, had walked from his trailer in Humboldt County to a water source about 100 yards (meters) away on Oct. 8 when he suffered cardiac arrest, said Humboldt County Deputy Coroner Roy Horton.

A bear that was bedding just feet (meters) from the water source apparently saw or smelled the body and dragged Williams away, he said.

"The bear saw the opportunity for a food source and took advantage of it," Horton said, adding that the bear stripped Williams out of his clothes and necklace, feeding on him for several days.

"The bear did eat most of this guy," he said. "He was about 85 percent consumed."

Friends became concerned about Horton on Oct. 11 and called the sheriff's department. They also visited his property and could smell the decaying body, Horton said.

Horton stressed that the bear was acting naturally after finding the man's lifeless body, and said black bears are normally timid and non-aggressive.

Wildlife officials in California report there has been no known fatal maulings by black bears.

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Gee, as if he hadn't been dealt a bad enough hand being named "Marion"....
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In other news, this Marion killed a bear when he was only three...

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Dies, likely instantly, of heart attack, feeds nature before he could be embalmed and wasted in a box in the ground.

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Joe Guy wrote:
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In other news, this Marion killed a bear when he was only three...


THAT Marion was a coward who weaseled out of military service and earned the spite of a lot of Hollywood stars who didn't, like Jimmy Stewart.


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dog.....

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