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Elderly dole recipient flies to Bazil for plastic surgery to look younger than her children

Fixed autocorrect that completely fucked what I was saying.
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Women eat men after plane crash in Peoria
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East European family flies to the UK to take advantage of some sort of cushy social benefits at the expense of the British tax payer.....

(Okay, it's an educated guess...I noticed that the source of the photo is the Daily Mail....)
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The four women are all sister wives of the boy (some of whom are his actual sisters), and he is the father of the little one.
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Nobody close yet, but very amusing replies! :D
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I hate autocorrect.
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Grandma carried the child to term for her daughter or granddaughter who could not sustain a pregnancy.


And that's the airplane that the FOB* hopped on to get away from it all.

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Ryan air strands (or denies boarding to) this family in a foreign airport ruining their trip; maybe because the mother breastfed on the plane?

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Terrorist grandma hides bomb in baby's nappy. Hero son reports it to the Air Marshalls, saving baby, nappy, family, and the entire plane.
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Oh wait, didn't Ryan air plan to launch the standing "seat"? Maybe these people bought standing seats and then got mad because they had to buy a ticket for the baby as there was no lap for him to sit on?

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The 2nd lady on the left has breast fed all of the others in the picture since they were born. She caught the ebola virus and passed it on to all of them. She was last seen boarding an airplane. A warning has been issued by WHO to not accept a breast feeding from an elderly blonde woman with a suntan.

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Six generations...

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Ah well, good guesses, but.....
Passengers have spoken of their horror a man on board a Ryanair flight from Malaga was arrested after he allegedly claimed he had bombs, threw lit cigarettes around the cabin and assaulted a fellow passenger. The drama was only halted when a group of men restrained him until the plane landed at East Midlands Airport on Wednesday. Hazel Hickson, 53, (pictured left) said: 'If the men hadn't taken control, I think someone else would have got hurt... It was unbelievable.' And fellow passenger Sue Snodin, 56, (second left) added: 'We had to endure a two-and-a-half hour flight from hell.'
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So, the picture basically tells .....wait for it.....no story. :shrug

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Our stories were better the Daily Mail is slipping.
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I thought for sure it was going to be another story about a family living on social assistance lambasted for taking a cheap vacation. I guess there's only so many of those to keep regurgitating in order to pretend it to be some sort of norm.
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So these people aren't even related...they sure look like they are...

Very weak for The Daily Mail....
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Damn, I really hoped it was people who were forced to stand during the flight. Like most airlines, ryan air wants you to feel like you never left the ground, so they treat you like dirt.

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I liked it as the image, especially the "sad face" of the strange older bird, actually said nothing about the article. Hence the quiz.
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