not so much funny as mildly disturbing

[Crackpot]

[Crackpot]

and another.

[Gob]

The hard sell?

[Crackpot]

I don't know what the hell you'd call that.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Is it disturbing because you have a fear of being replaced?

[Crackpot]

Not at all it's disturbing by it's portrayal in general. Frankly of women are buying each other vibrators I've probably already been replaced.

[@meric@nwom@n]

Women do buy each other vibrators among other things.

[loCAtek]

Toys could never replace my guy. Bridal Showers AKA Hen Parties, often consist of 'gag gifts'. IOW 'You don't really need it, but we're going to pretend you do.'
Some marketer took this literally, and thought he had an insecurity to exploit.

...on a wedding night ...seriously?

[Crackpot]

I was going to add the "doe" party disclaimer but but I figured that went without saying.

[Captain_Obvious]

If I could convey the look of "WTF?!" on my face right now... I would.. but until then I'll make the face at the computer screen...

[Gob]

Women do buy each other vibrators among other things.

Do they ever compare and contrast makes and models, like guys do about cars?

[Miles]

Women do buy each other vibrators among other things.

Do they ever compare and contrast makes and models, like guys do about cars?

Shit, if they do I would like to be compared to a super charged Mustang rather than a smart car, If you know what I mean.

[SisterMaryFellatio]

Women do buy each other vibrators among other things.

Do they ever compare and contrast makes and models, like guys do about cars?

Fuck yeah...ask most females they have all discussed and recommended The Rabbit!!


Ps Also did a 6 months stint as an Ann Summers rep for extra travelling cash!! I made a fuckin fortune sold to all those bored Navy wives at Culdrose!!

[Gob]

LOL!! My what a varied and interesting career you have had SMF.

No wonder Sean looks like a deer in the headlights





Ps. The Rabbit, that good are they?

[@meric@nwom@n]

Fuck yeah...ask most females they have all discussed and recommended The Rabbit!!

No no no, the Hitachi Magic wand is the preferred model.

[tyro]

So this young man is about to travel the world and in so doing, leave his new bride behind. However, aware of her needs, he decides he must buy her a dildo before he leaves.

He enters a seedy looking store and looks over the goods with little satisfaction.

The owner asks if he needs help, and so he explains his situation. The store owner beams with pleasure and says, I have exactly what you need.

He reaches underneath the counter and pulls out an old dusty box. Making a production of it, he opens the box and announces that this is the “Hitachi Magic wand”.

“Magic?, asks the young man, “What do you mean?”

The vendor motioned and said, “Hitachi Magic wand, the keyhole”.

Upon hearing these words the dildo arose from the box and began fornicating with the keyhole.

Delighted with the simplicity of the device the man eagerly accepts. The clerk says. “Hitachi Magic wand, return”. And the dildo returns to the box.

The man takes it home and makes a gift of it for his wife. When she opens the package she is confused. Her husband responds with, “Hitachi Magic wand, the keyhole”.

Obediently, the dildo rises up and becomes active with the keyhole. His wife saw the potential immediately.

And so it came the day that the poor young woman lacked for needs that she opened the box and said, Hitachi Magic wand, my vagina”.

Obediently, the device rose up and flew to her vagina and began to do its stuff.

However. It had eventually over stayed its time, and her husband forgot to tell her the command to stop it. In desperation, she decided to drive to the hospital, still afflicted with an over active Hitachi Magic wand in her privates.

Along the way, her driving attracted the attention of a state trooper who pulled her over and asked her why she was driving in this way. She decided to be truthful and explained that there was this Hitachi Magic wand dildo stuck in her vagina and she was seeking relief.

The police officer snorted and said in derision, “Hitachi Magic wand, my ass”

[@meric@nwom@n]

That was my LoL moment of the day.

[Lord Jim]

Here in The City That Used To Know How, we're actually able to support a store dedicated solely to this uh...

proclivity...

[Gob]

I once did a whole stand up routine at an "open mike" session at a comedy club, on vibrators and how there is such a variety, went down well too (said Benny Hill)

[Crackpot]

I'm now wondering if I should have put this in the Hardware Forum.