#I am a Republican

[BoSoxGal]

Funny, funny, funny!!!

https://twitter.com/hashtag/iamarepublican

#IAmARepublican because everywhere I look, I see brown people coming across the border w Ebola & a prayer Rug.

#IAmARepublican because I want to shrink government until it's small enough to fit inside a woman's body, where it really belongs.

#iamarepublican because I believe in the mission of Jesus Christ except the part about helping the poor and the needy.

#IAmARepublican because I proudly hold on to my willful ignorance like a family heirloom.

[Lord Jim]

I'm glad you didn't put this in "Laffs" because it certainly doesn't belong there...

[rubato]

Funny, funny, funny!!!

https://twitter.com/hashtag/iamarepublican

#IAmARepublican because everywhere I look, I see brown people coming across the border w Ebola & a prayer Rug.

#IAmARepublican because I want to shrink government until it's small enough to fit inside a woman's body, where it really belongs.

#iamarepublican because I believe in the mission of Jesus Christ except the part about helping the poor and the needy.

#IAmARepublican because I proudly hold on to my willful ignorance like a family heirloom.

Good choices but too true to be funny.

"They guard their ignorance like it is their inheritance." Voltaire?



Yrs,rubato

[Lord Jim]

Good choices but too true to be funny.

It's funny you should say that rube...

Because as I was reading those tired , un-clever, unfunny stereotypical and predictable bromides (I only read the ones in the OP; I figured if those were the "best" it wasn't worth clicking on) I thought to myself:

"Gee, this sophomoric cant reads like something rube would have written"...