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[oldr_n_wsr]

I've got a lov-e-leee bunch of coc-eee-nuts.

[BoSoxGal]

It was white-out conditions with blowing snow all day Friday, and I spent the weekend watching the bitter cold out my window. It was windy and cold leaving the office this afternoon, and I have to admit, on days like this I just want to go home and crawl into bed with the dogs. Brrr!!!!!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Sounds like snowmobiling weather.

[TPFKA@W]

@Hub had his pacemaker checkup today. The nurse who was doing it asked some questions and I had to answer one of them and made some sarcastic remark about me knowing the answer when he didn't. He said, "Why do you think I married a nurse?" I shot back, "Fetish?" @Hub's face turned red and the male nurse tried unsuccessfully to stifle a giggle.

[wesw]

nurse Gladys Emmanuel!!!! va va voom!!!!!

[MajGenl.Meade]

male nurse tried unsuccessfully to stifle a giggle

Oh save us all - not a guffaw? No, of course not

[TPFKA@W]

male nurse tried unsuccessfully to stifle a giggle

Oh save us all - not a guffaw? No, of course not

He was at maximum ping on the gaydar and it was definitely a giggle.

[Lord Jim]

I shot back, "Fetish?"

So it was either you or a French maid?

[TPFKA@W]

I shot back, "Fetish?"

So it was either you or a French maid?

I think your imagination is somewhat limited.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Oh. Oh. Help! I think I've moved into the left lane even though my right blinker is on... what is going on?

[Crackpot]

You've officially turned into an old man. No all you need is a hat and you can be an official menace to the driving public.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Somehow I didn't have driving in mind... what's a meter for?

[Lord Jim]

Oh. Oh. Help! I think I've moved into the left lane even though my right blinker is on... what is going on?

You've officially turned into an old man. No all you need is a hat and you can be an official menace to the driving public.

Somehow I didn't have driving in mind...

Perhaps Meade's post was intended as a metaphor for the fact that despite being a Republican, he has started feeling sorry for terrorists, and is in favor of cozying up to Castro....

Hence the "left lane" thing....

[wesw]

perhaps meade is actually just using his common sense and moral compass to find a path to common ground.

[Econoline]

Exactly. If one notices that the right lane has become an exit swerving off into the abyss, one might just decide to change lanes in order to continue going straight ahead.

[wesw]

and if both lanes lead to disaster, we may want to forge a new path, together

[Guinevere]

Aren't you four adorable.

[Crackpot]

Horny and tired is an awful combination.

[Gob]

A quick Temazepalm soon sorts out both problems.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Heh, heh. He said "palm"