Christmas Time Is Here By Golly...

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Christmas Time Is Here By Golly...

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Disapproval would be folly...

Which means it's time once again for...

Slingshot Santa!!!

http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-gam ... tsanta.jsp

It's a great seasonal game except for one thing....

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP THAT INFERNAL YODELING!!!
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295.5...

A personal best... :ok

ETA:

There's a technique to it...

You have to time your release of The Jolly Old Fat Man with the catapult pulled back right before you hit the cliff to get maximum Kringle bounce... 8-)
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348.3

A new record!!! :ok :clap:
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:ok Kudos for starting this thread with some Tom Lehrer lyrics! :clap:

To further promote the spirit of the season, here's the whole song:
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
God @The Tweet of God

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I've been a big Tom Lehrer fan since I was a teenager....

Smut! (Probably his best of all time...)

"The Masochism Tango"...(My personal favorite...)

"The Old Dope Peddler"....(A classic...)
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Lord Jim wrote: "The Masochism Tango"...(My personal favorite...)
Colour me surprised....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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"You can raise welts...

"Like nobody elts...

"Which is why I perspire when we Tango...

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That yodeling sort of bores a hole in your head and takes up permanent residence in your brain. So in that spirit I am not going to open and play til closer to Christmas.

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Y'all can turn off the sound on your PC there, ya know?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Yeah, but then you miss the sound he makes when he hits the ground... 8-)

I suppose I should clear something up...

Just in case anyone should think that by starting this thread I'm seriously suggesting acts of violence be taken against Santa Claus, let me assure you that was not my intent and I apologize if anyone got that impression...I'm actually a huge long time fan of the jolly old soul....
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Stop it. NOW.


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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Y'all can turn off the sound on your PC there, ya know?

What Meade said.....
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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Just in case anyone should think that by starting this thread I'm seriously suggesting acts of violence be taken against Santa Claus, let me assure you that was not my intent and I apologize if anyone got that impression...I'm actually a huge long time fan of the jolly old soul....
What he said.
But I am sure, someone will find it offensive.
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I agree; leave the poor old guy alone. He suffers enough, he only comes once a year.

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Now that's funny!

LJ - I remember playing this game back when I lived in DC --- so its a classic.
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