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Hapless Romeo planned to propose to his girlfriend from the basket of a crane at her bedroom window
Cherry picker toppled over and smashed through roof of neighbours' property leaving a massive hole
Up to six flats were evacuated after the building in the Dutch town of Ijsselstein was declared unsafe
Despite the proposal flop the man's girlfriend reportedly still said 'yes' and they have gone to Paris to celebrate
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That's one proposal that went with a boom!
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idiot
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Hope he's insured.

Or the wedding & honeymoon will be done on the cheap.
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Well, at least she said "yes"....

This guy may not be the sharpest bulb on the tree, but at least he's not as clueless as the guy who shelled out 20 grand on the heart made of iPhones just to have his "beloved" say no... 8-)
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Well, she was hooked
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Wow, he had a crush on her didn't he?
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his budget is over-extended now!
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bigskygal wrote:Hope he's insured.

Or the wedding & honeymoon will be done on the cheap.
He probably isn't...but I'd bet the crane company is!
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the wedding & honeymoon will be done on the cheap.
Well, the story says they've gone to Paris to celebrate their engagement, but since that's only about the same distance from their town in Holland as from here to Reno, that may be less impressive then it sounds...
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I assume they waited until marriage since he used a cherry-picker
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:funee: *GROAN*
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