Einstein, Newton and Pascal meet up for a few beers.
After a few, they decide to have a game of hide and seek.
Einstein decides to let the others hide, closes his eyes and starts to count slowly up to 100.
Pascal legs it and catches a bus home.
Newton walks off a few yards, scratches his head then removes a piece of chalk from his pocket and draws a square with sides 1 meter and stands in it.
Einstein gets to 100, opens his eyes and immediately shouts that he sees Newton.
Newton points out that as he is standing inside the square metre he is obviously Pascal
Einstein, Newton and Pascal
Einstein, Newton and Pascal
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When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a tortoise. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
I guess Einstein would have found that relatively funny.Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, "I found you, Pascal!"
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a tortoise. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Re: Einstein, Newton and Pascal
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan