Paul McCartney got his ex-wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler.
How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Oscar Pistorius woke up this morning and found that there really was a burglar using his toilet.
I bought my Girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
I thought that if i took the shell off a snail it would make it go faster. It didn't work, it just made it more sluggish.
What's the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes? No one cries when you cut up the bagpipes.
I went to a lingerie shop and decided to splash out on a sexy pair of knickers. Apparently I've now got to pay for them.
Who is this Rorschach fellow? And why does he have so many pictures of my parents arguing?
Just some jokes
Just some jokes
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Just some jokes
Oscar Pistorius woke up this morning and found that there really was a burglar using his toilet.
Re: Just some jokes
$14,000 toilet will attract thieves, and thieving of thieves.
