I'd have loved it!A restaurant customer who asked for cheese and biscuits to finish off her meal was handed a plate of brie, cheddar and red Leicester alongside custard creams, Jammie Dodgers and bourbons.
Diane Murray, an NHS assistant director in Ayrshire, was handed the unusual selection of biscuits to accompany the cheese at an as-yet-unnamed hotel restaurant. Ms Murray and her step-daughter Steph Kerr took to Twitter to share news of the bizarre encounter, with the latter writing on the social media site: ‘If you need cheering up, here's a photo of the time my stepmum asked for cheese and biscuits at a hotel.’
will you be wanting port with that?
will you be wanting port with that?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: will you be wanting port with that?
Yes. Yes please, port, biscuits, cheese. I'll take it all!
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Re: will you be wanting port with that?
that is a tasty looking plate of food. i think i even see a stick of celery peeking out. great for cleansing the palate between the cheeses and the biscuits...
Re: will you be wanting port with that?
I don't think that's celery. I think it's a toenail.
Re: will you be wanting port with that?
Cheeses with apple slices and some cut-comb honey; the perfect dessert. A glass of port would be nice too.
yrs,
rubato
yrs,
rubato
Re: will you be wanting port with that?
my daughter didn t believe that cheese and apple slices were great together, now she is a big fan. I haven t convinced her to have cheese on apple pie yet tho....

