Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.
The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes.
Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals.
A spokesperson for Lovehoney, which is selling the device, said: "It allows users to get to know their body in its entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footage this camera captures.
"Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart."
It costs £119.99 and people are actually buying it.
"Wow is all I can say," one reviewer wrote. "The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything - be warned! The toy is so much fun."
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
H h h h o o o w w w w d d d o I s t o ppp p p p theeeee pic pic picture shakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
"The Vapours"? Well, of course I sat on it - smoking it just did nothing except aggravate my teeth.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
