All power to your elbow.

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All power to your elbow.

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With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy.

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website.



"At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."

The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated.

It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy.

This is not the first time the site has dipped into conservation in a bid to clean up its reputation, having previously promised to plant a new tree for every 100 videos watched on its site.

PornHub is trying to de-stigmatise the viewing of pornography, and recently started advertising out in the real world using SFW billboards.
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Do the have a Rockinghorse Winner?

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Not sure, but Portnoy's unhappy
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He's got no complaint...
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I wrist my case
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Handy!
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guys, get a grip....

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