It’s the start of the NHL Playoffs and that makes me really excited! Hunting bare and playing hockey, that's me. To celebrate, I will be giving away an almost genuine NHL AUTOGRAPHED HOCKEY STICK SIGNED BY ME, EX PART-TIME GOVERNOR PALIN, to one lucky, brain-dead sycophant.
When you give me and my family $10 or more, you not only support me, ex part-time Governor Palin, but also future conservative family members, and also take one step closer to winning an almost genuine NHL autographed hockey stick signed by me, ex part-time Governor Palin. This scheme will run until May 8th, so hurry and GIVE ME $10 or more for your chance to win this almost genuine NHL autographed hockey stick signed by me, ex part-time Governor Palin.
For every $10 you give to me and my family, you'll be entered. For every $20 you donate, that's two entries, for $30 you donate, that's three entries, and so on. And you can "so on" as many times as you like. You are donating to my family, and like you, we believe this country needs strong conservative family members that aren't afraid to stand up, or sit down when the Democrats win again in 2016. I find and support the candidates I care about most.
Regards,
Sarah
