Man: No...
Woman: Okay... whatever...
Woman: On second thought - HERE'S A LIGHT FOR YOUR CIGARETTE YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!
Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?
Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?
Hmmm.... that was a bit mean wasn't it? I mean, she may have really been gasping for a smoke. He was in the wrong there, no doubt about it.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?
I thought you had gone all smoke nazi since you quit.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Hey man! Can I borrow a cigarette?
There may have been a scintilla of sarcasm in my initial post. 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”