We kill people over politics, Democrat kills Republican

[wesw]

very cute and clever and funny posts, guin and sue.....

....as long as you stay in your yard you ll be fine. pitbulls that venture into my yard get both barrels.

[Long Run]

[Sue U]

The Democrat did not actually kill the Republican, however. (And no crockpot was harmed in this incident, either.)

[MajGenl.Meade]

Poor old Sumner.

[Big RR]

If I recall, Brooks did have to pay a fine for the attack, but was never jailed.

[wesw]

brooksie? attack someone? never!!!!

...youre thinking of ty cobb..., shurely?

[BoSoxGal]

Pitbull? Moi???

I respectfully suggest this would make a great profile pic.

[BoSoxGal]

As for me



I have no problem being Cuban.

[liberty]

As for me



I have no problem being Cuban.

I have no problem with you being Cuban either as long as you referring to the people and not the slave master government.

[MajGenl.Meade]

The good thing about being Cuban is... you already know "hee!"



Too obscure Guin?

[liberty]

As for me



I have no problem being Cuban.

Cute:

Havanese

Dog Breed

The Havanese, a breed of Bichon type, is the national dog of Cuba, developed from the now extinct Blanquito de la Habana. The Blanquito descended from the also now extinct Bichon Tenerife. Wikipedia

Hypoallergenic: Yes

Lifespan: 14 – 16 y

Mass: 9.9 – 16 lbs (Adult)

Height: 9.1 – 11 in. (Adult, At the withers, Breed standard)

Higher classification: Dog

Temperament: Playful, Gentle, Responsive, Companionable, Intelligent, Affectionate

[Gob]

After discovering that more Americans are shot and killed by Americans than any other nation on earth, the US government announced a new plan to declare ‘war on the US’.



As another shooting claimed six lives at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin, US authorities have insisted they can no longer simply stand by and watch more Americans killed by bloodthirsty Americans.

As a US spokesperson explained, “Every year the number of Americans shot and killed by Americans is nearly four times those killed in the September 11th atrocities – but where is our war on these so-called ‘Americans’?”

“We got Bin Laden eventually, but the real threat was here on our shores all along.”

“We will stop at nothing until the number of Americans shot and killed by Americans is zero, even if we have to kill every American to do it.”

The logistics of a US invasion of the US have left a number of military experts confused, but most agree on the first steps.

As one retired general explained, “The first step in any military incursion is to limit access to firearms and ammunition, but it seems we’ve got what people are calling a ‘constitutional issue’ with that one.”

“How do you fight a force that keeps pointing at a two-hundred year-old document as justification to keep reloading?”

A spokesperson for National Rifle Association claimed a military response was not needed, telling reporters, “You’re looking at this all wrong, American citizens are simply the number one when it comes to killing American citizens!”