And he would know, how exactly...
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Me, I go for quality not quantity sex. My 'urge' isn't for just a penis with a man attached to it. I gotta have the whole enchilada: a good and a hard man!
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And when he's "bad" he's better?loCAtek wrote:Me, I go for quality not quantity sex. My 'urge' isn't for just a penis with a man attached to it. I gotta have the whole enchilada: a good and a hard man!

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:I take you're not a fan of the "call your doctor for an erection lasting more than 4 hours" warning on the commercials?SisterMaryFellatio wrote:Whatta crock....what a guy makes up for in lack of experience in his teens and 20's he certainly makes up for it in stonkerism (SMF word) Quite simply the fuckers stay hard for hours...now thats nowt to be sniffed. If you can't get your own rocks off by jumping up and down on a nice hard nob you have no right to ask a bloke to give you an orgasm.
Women don't cruise like gay men for shags because they are still called sluts etc even in this day and age!
Long live the cougar...if i was single I would be finding me a hot 20 something that goes all night that could stay hard enough to learn!!
Maybe they should change the warning to "call SisterMaryFellatio for an erection lasting more than 4 hours".



Not necessarily.....Just a quick recovery rate is fine by me.
I actually watched one of the Docs i work with drain a nob that had been erect for nearly 6 hours from taking to many viagara and some drug they inject into it when your impotent. The guy was a rent boy and had trouble getting in up for an ageing client.
Not something thats done everyday in our emergency centre, i had to call the Urologist at 3am to find out where the ED Doc needed to stick the needle in and i quote "Shit its either at 3 oclock or 6 o clock, fuck it i guess i shouldn't just stab it" We were all impressed at the amount of blood she drained out of it. With a bill that was nearly 600 bucks that was an expensive hard on!
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You should have just called the local blood bank.Not something thats done everyday in our emergency centre, i had to call the Urologist at 3am to find out where the ED Doc needed to stick the needle in and i quote "Shit its either at 3 oclock or 6 o clock, fuck it i guess i shouldn't just stab it" We were all impressed at the amount of blood she drained out of it. With a bill that was nearly 600 bucks that was an expensive hard on!