Tonto the wise

[TPFKA@W]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

[Lord Jim]

Classic Johnny Carson Jay Silverheels routine:



Thirty lousy years...

[Econoline]

@W - I've seen that exact same joke with Sherlock Holmes as the wise one and Doctor Watson as the dummkopf.

[Lord Jim]

Another old Tonto/Lone Ranger joke:

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, we're surrounded by thousands of Indians"....

Tonto: "What you mean 'we' white man?"

[oldr_n_wsr]

Another old Tonto/Lone Ranger joke:

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, we're surrounded by thousands of Indians"....

Tonto: "What you mean 'we' white man?"

Racist!