He has returned!!!
He has returned!!!
All hail his noodley appendages!!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Interesting... and it appears HE would defy crucifixion this time around.
Obviously, religious ideology is wherever you find it -- or create it.
Next thread, please.
Obviously, religious ideology is wherever you find it -- or create it.
Next thread, please.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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Crucifixion? could we make a cross to hold all those arms and legs in the prescribed manner? Would we even know which are arms and which are legs?
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Seeing as it doesn't have lungs to stress it doesn't really matter
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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BTW that is clearly the swimming spaghetti monster which made no claim to divinity.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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You mean the monster cast out of the realm of the FSM and sent to dwell in the netherworld of the deep? Perhaps the Satan spaghetti monster?
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Kraken!!
Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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okay..., so, the kraken poem reminded me of the Jabberwock, and for some reason that reminded me of the "miller s wife", and gave me the idea for a joke, a bad joke, so here goes....
the miller s mice died, and his wife cooked them and ate them all up, except the tails. the miller was upset because he wanted his mice to have a proper burial. now his wife is looking to make it up to him, somehow...., any ideas?
yeah, Can t her bury tails?
the miller s mice died, and his wife cooked them and ate them all up, except the tails. the miller was upset because he wanted his mice to have a proper burial. now his wife is looking to make it up to him, somehow...., any ideas?
yeah, Can t her bury tails?
Gob. KRAKEN!!
Wasn't that on the old Burma-Shave roadside signs? They were the good old days, heh?
Another thread ended by me. Next one, please.
Another thread ended by me. Next one, please.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”