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I was reviewing some business prospects that had been sent to me by a client, and on the list was this name:

Dr. Gregory P. Ennis, MD


Dude, what were you thinking?
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He sticks out in a crowd though
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He is probably hardened to the off color comments he receives.

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Should have been a urologist.

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That's Dr. Phreleigh's chosen specialty.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Are you sure it wasn't a cock up Jim?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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er... ahem... don't you want to put a comma in there, Gob?

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No?
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I've heard about that doctor. They say he is a real Dick.

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I am guessing Jim will want that comma.

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:funee:

You're a real fucking bitch sometimes, but damned funny sometimes, too!

PS, Good one, Meade. You wanker.
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Why, thank you bsg! Sometimes I feel like a jerk
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Watching Kate Bush videos has that effect on me too.

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kate s bush videos?

who is this kate, and why is her bush erotic?

I mean I like a nice Lilac as much as the next guy, but.....

the rhododendron , less traveled by?

perhaps it s just her safari videos....

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