1st Date Candlelight Dinner....What Could Possibly Go Wrong

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1st Date Candlelight Dinner....What Could Possibly Go Wrong

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http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Onl ... 546120.php
Online romance ends with baseball bat attack on 1st date

Mike Moffitt

Published 1:04 pm, Friday, October 2, 2015


They met online in 2013, and though they lived thousands of miles apart, their love blossomed.

Finally, he moved from Alabama live with her in Turner, Ore.

She laid out a romantic candlelit dinner for their first face-to-face date, and told him to close his eyes.

Then she hit him in the back of the head with a metal baseball bat. Repeatedly.


Haley Fox, 24, was sentenced to more five years in prison Wednesday after pleading guilty to charges of third degree assault and unlawful use of a weapon.

Samuel Campbell, her 26-year-old erstwhile boyfriend, suffered a fractured skull that required nine staples, Oregon KPTV reported. He told detectives that he believed he was going to die, according to court records.

The documents state that Campbell convinced Fox and another woman at the home that he would not go to the authorities if they took him to the hospital.

What made Fox go like Al Capone in the "Untouchables" on Campbell's head?

She simply decided she didn't want to be his girlfriend, so she bludgeoned him, according to police.

The "It's not you, it's me" speech would have sufficed.

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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any resemblance?

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He should have had a gun so he could have shot and killed her.

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She's a zombie, Joe.....................a crucifix is the only fatal defense.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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It's me and Hen all over again...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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"Love hurts,
Love scars,
Love wounds and marks..."

Especially if you close your eyes.

Nothing beats a little action on the first date.
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yes he should have, joe.

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At least he got to home dinner plate
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he gets to take first base. he was hit by the bitch...

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In some secluded rendezvous ....



What a brilliant raconteur.. :ok
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Spike Jones is on my short list of folks I'd like to meet.. :ok

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Of course he's dead, which makes that somewhat problematic... :?
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