african vacation.....

[wesw]

(to be read in your best Afro-American accent)

....so me an' my baby, we was in Africa!

we was seein' the motherland!

tell you true? the mother land is fucked up!

it make Chicago look like mayberry, man.

anyway..., the worst part was Djibouti .

me an' my girl , we was gettin' off the plane, right?

it was plantin' season or somethin', cause they was spreadin' manure on the fields all around the airport.

whew! it was rank!

so we got off the plane, right, and the first thing I said was....

....damn baby, Djibouti stink!

and she slapped the shit outta me!

we goin' to Hawaii next year.....

[Lord Jim]

Hilarious...

Wes, have you been taking comedy lessons from rube?

[Joe Guy]

If on the day before the trip yo' main squeeze sez she feelin' sick and you gonna hafta go to Hawaii alone, don't say.....

Oahu....

yrs,

lame-ato

[Gob]

Bloke 1: My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Bloke 2: Jamaica?
Bloke 1: No, she went of her own accord.

[MajGenl.Meade]

She was playing cards with the natives in Africa

Zulus?

No, she usually won

[wesw]

I came up with that bit many years ago, when I first heard of Djibouti....

I tried it out a few times, but no one knew what the hell Djibouti was, so it fared poorly.

last night, Djibouti was in the news for some reason, so I pointed it out to the girls and made sure that they knew it was a country in Africa...

...then I told the joke...., it went over great! my daughter didn t think it was really my material at first.

so..., I shared with you sophisticated citizens of the world.....

[Lord Jim]

So Kingfish Calhoun's wife Sapphire convinces Kingfish that he should have a vasectomy...

So Kingfish goes to his doctor's office, wearing his best Sunday-Go-To-Meeting suit....

and his doctor asks, "Kingfish, why are you so dressed up?"

And Kingfish replies:

"Well doc, it's this a way...Ah decided if ah was gonna be im-potent, ah maght as well look im-potent"...