Anal sex?
Re: Anal sex?
I reckon it's a pain in the arse...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Anal sex?
Surely if it was a pain anywhere else you'd be doing it wrong?Sean wrote:I reckon it's a pain in the arse...
Bah!
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Re: Anal sex?
Someone I knew had it during a brown-out with her boyfriend Colin and she said it's a crappy way to have sex.
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Brown out...
*fnarr fnarr*
*fnarr fnarr*
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Anal sex?
What is anal sex 'cracked up' to be?
Entering the poop exit of a woman has no appeal to me.
Why any man would want to dip his penis into a fart expelling dung dropping orifice is something I haven't given a lot of thought to and the idea isn't something I've ever considered, no matter how drunk I was.
But hey... whatever turns you on.
Just don't forget to wipe.
Entering the poop exit of a woman has no appeal to me.
Why any man would want to dip his penis into a fart expelling dung dropping orifice is something I haven't given a lot of thought to and the idea isn't something I've ever considered, no matter how drunk I was.
But hey... whatever turns you on.
Just don't forget to wipe.
Re: Anal sex?
That's basically how I've always viewed it. 
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: Anal sex?
Anal? Sure, I've done anal before, lots of times!
It's a healthy form of expression; best done at the end of a bath, then you can rinse off the arse end afterwards.
Not many folks know a good dog-wash should include expressing or cleaning the anal glands, otherwise a doggie will butt-scoot embaressingly!
It's a healthy form of expression; best done at the end of a bath, then you can rinse off the arse end afterwards.
Not many folks know a good dog-wash should include expressing or cleaning the anal glands, otherwise a doggie will butt-scoot embaressingly!
