Spud Attack -or- When Will The UK Outlaw Potatoes?

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Spud Attack -or- When Will The UK Outlaw Potatoes?

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http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2015/1 ... -a-potato/



A 40-something British woman was rushed to the hospital after being hit in the head by a potato thrown from a moving vehicle, and then suffering a heart attack. The incident occurred at a pedestrian crossing on Manorsfield Road in Bicester, Oxfordshire, which is obviously in England.

“What kind of idiot throws a potato at a woman crossing the road!!!!” wrote alleged assault witness Julian Kemp on his Facebook page. “She is currently being attended by paramedics after suffering a heart attack!”

Police confirmed that the woman was indeed hit by a potato, but a spokesperson for the South Central Ambulance service told The Mirror that other health factors contributed to the woman’s medical emergency.

The assault remains under investigation. According to EverydayHealth.com, some potatoes are actually good for one’s heart, but not when thrown at one’s head.


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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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A 40-something British woman was rushed to the hospital after being hit in the head by a potato
Obviously the work of the IRA... ;)
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Spud guns can kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHl6ILMUK3Y
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Let's create a help-fund and chip in
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Good idea.

I'll put a video about it on YouTuber.
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Choose a good skin and I'll give it an eye. Hope it's a-peeling
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I hope the police take their time and proceed carefully with this investigation...

There's no need to russet...
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We're really Yukon it up!
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I yam laughing as I type this...
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Idahope you are!
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I'm afried those puns are all really au gratin.
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I really prátaí the Lord that these puns will stop...
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It's difficult to stop because we are all common taters...
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woman mashed by potato....

.... more news about her beef at 11
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You guys are making a hash of this sad story; what a bunch of poutine!
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truly a blight on our field of debate.
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Idaho-nt think we should continue this
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Irish potatoes weren't the subject anymore.
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