You don't need TV if you live on the Gold Coast!

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Gob
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You don't need TV if you live on the Gold Coast!

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It's all fucking go there!!
A DESPERATE suspect swam a shark-infested river with a police dog hanging off his leg while police commandeered a passer-by's jet-ski to make the arrest to end a dramatic chase on the Gold Coast.

It was an amazing ending to a marathon chase full of incident, including a shooting, a police car being rammed, and a tyre blowout, the Courier-Mail reports.

The drama began about 3am when officers arrived at an Ashmore Plaza bottle shop in Cotlew Street in response to an alarm and disturbed two offenders.

One of the men ran off on foot while the other jumped into a car which he allegedly drove at police, causing one officer to fire a shot at the vehicle.

About half an hour later, the car was spotted at Carrara where it hit a roundabout, bursting a wheel, before reversing into another police car.

The driver then fled into backstreets, with the police dog squad hot on his tail.

Cornered, the suspect dived into a part of the Nerang River near Sir Bruce Small Drive at Benowa notorious for bull shark sightings and began swimming across with a police dog hanging off his leg.

Partway across the water, the dog let go, leaving police standing on the shore watching the man escape, only for an early morning jet-skier to come by and offer his assistance.

An officer then crossed the river on the jet ski and made the arrest.

Police caught his alleged accomplice at Ashmore.

Two men, aged 30 and 33 are now being questioned by police.

Officers from the Ethical Standards Command are investigating the deployment of a police firearm.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 5958392487
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Sean
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It's like Miami Vice on crack around here!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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What, no croc's around to take care of this guy?

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All it needs is Pamela Anderson running along the shore in slow motion!

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Sean
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oldr_n_wsr wrote:What, no croc's around to take care of this guy?
No crocs in the Nerang River Oldr...

...they're probably scared of these bastards...

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Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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loCAtek wrote:All it needs is Pamela Anderson running along the shore in slow motion!
Who could disgree with that event?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Who needs Pamela when you have me!! RAOF :lol: :lol:

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