I am in the market for an exotic pet

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Miles
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I am in the market for an exotic pet

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Can anyone from Oz send me some pictures of "Drop Bears"? :shrug
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Gob
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ROTFLMCO!!!!

Sure Miles.

They are like Koalas, but bigger and with very sharp claws. Unlike the Koala, which lives on a diet of leaves from a small number of types of eucalyptus, the drop bear is a carnivore.

They do not make good pets.

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Drop bear feeding.


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Drop bear scars..

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You could probably get one, Miles, but I'd think you'd have to move to a treeless environment for safety.
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Leave the Drop Bears alone Miles.

If we all back out of this thread and avoid eye contact, they won't hurt anyone.
Bah!

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I would suggest something more docile, like a Jackalope.

If you have to have a critter from a foreign land, perhaps a Wild Haggis...
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Re: I am in the market for an exotic pet

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The Hen wrote:Leave the Drop Bears alone Miles.

If we all back out of this thread and avoid eye contact, they won't hurt anyone.
Maybe Albert can help me?
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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