It's going to be a great Ashes series!

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Gob wrote:Five days each match Jim. One down, four to go....
Is that days or matches at this stage? :?
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shoot me now

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Isn't it today you all take the day off and watch a four hour game of touch rugby with body armour?

And you have the nerve to criticise the great game of Test Match Cricket?
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No breakthrough for England yet, Aus plod along to 42.

Katich is such a boring player to watch...
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63-0 now. Breakthrough is needed soon. Watson and Ponting's wickets in fairly quick succession and I'd feel a bit better about this...
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About time! Watson gone, 78-1

You can move from the edge of your seat now LJ... :D
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Bugger, missed that, work gets in the way of cricket, so unfair...

I think we'll see Aus clock up 550-570 boring runs, then try to get England out before they get enough to make Aus bat again..

Lunchtime now at the Gabba.
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For those of you that missed it...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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An Aussie just sent this in to the BBC website:
Australia are in front, but England aren’t out of it by any stretch. This pitch has likely got two days left before it starts becoming hard work for the batsmen. Australia’s much maligned middle-order needs to bat well into to day three or they risk allowing England too much time to make some runs on a good wicket. That would leave them chasing a challenging score on a deteriorating pitch with the King of Spin turning it a foot (well, maybe).
Fair point.
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Sounds reasonable...
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Get in there you fucker!

Ponting gone for 10.

Game on!
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What Sean said.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Micheal "not shagging the bimbo any more" Clarke in now with his "bad back" (poor dab).

Chuck some fucking head high bouncers at him, make him duck a bit :)
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Katich the boring bugger has gone :)
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141-4

From the BBC:
That really was a rancid innings from Clarke - nine from 50 deliveries - if you'd seen it lying on the side of the road, you'd have had to finish it off with a jack.
:lol:
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143-5

This is getting very interesting...
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Sean wrote:141-4

From the BBC:
That really was a rancid innings from Clarke - nine from 50 deliveries - if you'd seen it lying on the side of the road, you'd have had to finish it off with a jack.
:lol:
Spreading THAT one around the office :D
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THis circle jerk isn't over yet?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Crackpot wrote:THis circle jerk isn't over yet?
Three and a half days of play yet...

Then four more matches, of five days each...

Then 8 one day matches...

Sit back and relax, this is the summer of cricket..
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More than 23 days of cricket left CP. spread out over a couple of months!

This could be PlanB's MOTU... :D
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