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A woman shot up meth before driving a motorized cart through Walmart while eating a stolen BBQ chicken, police said.

Josseleen Elida Lopez is accused of swiping $44.53 worth of food and wine from the shelves of the Florida supermarket during her drug-fueled bender on Tuesday.Modal TriggerJosseleen Elida Lopez

A Citrus County Sheriff’s Office deputy told WFLA he watched Lopez grab a box of sushi from the shelf and eat a piece before returning the box.

He said she did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins, adding that she ate nearly a whole rotisserie chicken while scooting around Walmart. There was also a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart, he said.

When she was arrested, Lopez reportedly admitted to taking meth earlier in the day. Police found two empty syringes in her bag.

She said she took the food because she was hungry and knew that what she was doing was wrong.

Lopez was arrested on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges.

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More sad than funny, methinks.
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Wine from Walmart? Always sad.
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I'm surprised that someone on meth would have such a hearty appetite...
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Appetite brought to you by earlier 420 participation.
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"... a box of sushi..." from Walmart??? I can't imagine what that entails.

Explosive diarrhea, anyone?
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