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A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.

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The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.

But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds.

The men told staff at the hospital in the western town of Schoppingen that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs.

But one of them later admitted to police that they had blown up the machine.

Police confirmed that none of the money or condoms from the machine had been taken.

The two surviving men were arrested before later being released from custody.
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It seems to me some village idiot's father should have used a condom 30 years ago.
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BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote:BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!
"Halt mein Bier und beobachtet das!"
fixed it for you
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Well, I sure do hope they re-test them there condums before putting 'em in the next machine.

This is what blown up johnnies look like:

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He was seeking effective birth control and he got it.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
dales wrote:BEOBACHTEN SIE HE DAS!
"Halt mein Bier und beobachtet das!"
fixed it for you
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"keeps my beer and observed the!" :?:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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How 'bout "Hold my beer and watch this" ??
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