Ouch

[TPFKA@W]

So the kid just got of school and he got into the car with his mom. The mom asks, "What did you do at school today?" The kid replies, "I had sex with the teacher." The mom was furious so when they got home, she told him to go to his room and wait for his father to come home. Well the father came home from work a couple hours later and the mother told him what their son said. The dad walks up to his sons room and says, "Son, I'm proud of you. I'm going to buy you a new bike." Later that day they got the bike and the father asks, "Would you like to try it out?" The son replies, "Not now. My butt still hurts."

[MajGenl.Meade]

There's a place for you!

[RayThom]

Son to father: Dad, I got my first blow job today.
Father: Son, in polite society we call that fellatio. So, how was it?
Son: Thbbft!!! It tasted terrible.

Thank you... I'm here all week.

[Bicycle Bill]

Guy walks into a tavern, puts $20 on the bar, and orders ten shots of whiskey.  Bartender sets them up and then asks the guy, "Special occasion?"
The guy drinks them all down, one right after another.  He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and says, "Yeah — I just got my first blowjob."
Bartender says, "Congratulations!  Here, have another one on me."
Guy says, "No thanks.  If those ten won't get that taste out of my mouth, one more won't make any difference."

-"BB"-