You do realise that he's going to take nine wickets in the next three overs now don't you...Siddle's not having much joy today, good.
It's going to be a great Ashes series!
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Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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From the Beeb's email box...
"The only reason we celebrate 100 as a milestone score is because as humans we have a total of 10 digits on our hands and consequently numbering system is base 10. If instead of hands, fingers and thumbs we had giant crab-like claws our number system would be base 4, which means the milestone cricket score would be 16. This doesn't sound very high for a milestone but you try getting 16 runs holding a bat with giant claws."
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Gotta love that humour!
England back in the lead!! One wicket down, a day and half to play, pitch is breaking up.
Very nice indeed.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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By January?!!?!!?!
this shit is going to continue through the new year?
this shit is going to continue through the new year?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Finishes on January 7 th 
But then the one day matches begin!
But then the one day matches begin!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Cook's got his ton up!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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The last one day match is on Feb 7th CP...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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There is something very wrong when one of the longest threads in the history of the board is about cricket 
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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...or very right! 
I'd noticed that too Scoot...
I'd noticed that too Scoot...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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The great thing about this thread is that if you don't check it for a couple of pages....
You know you haven't anything....
You know you haven't anything....
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That is either a brilliant pun, or a brilliant typo...Lord Jim wrote:The great thing about this thread is that if you don't check it for a couple of pages....
You know you haven't anything....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Typo I'm afraid....
should have been "missed" anything.....
Though come to think of it, "haven't anything" works too....
should have been "missed" anything.....
Though come to think of it, "haven't anything" works too....
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I took it as something Oscar Wilde would've been proud of...You know you haven't anything....
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Play resumes, and with all the Aussie papers giving the team strife for their performance yesterday, they'll either come out fighting or fucked.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Siddle not looking so clever this morning:)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Looks like 'fucked' so far...Gob wrote:Play resumes, and with all the Aussie papers giving the team strife for their performance yesterday, they'll either come out fighting or fucked.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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and you know this how Sean..........You are at work!!!
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Whoopsy! Clarke just dropped a sitter from Trott, Barmy army gave him a standing ovation... 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Oh shit, Mitchell Johnson just gave away five wides off one ball!!! 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Coincidentally and luckily I have a lot of admin work to do this morning.SisterMaryFellatio wrote:and you know this how Sean..........You are at work!!!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?