Two blondes meet for coffee
Two blondes meet for coffee
Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been up to.
"I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night", she said. "Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.
"I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night", she said. "Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.
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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
Is the punch line to follow TPFKA@W?
SEVERAL years ago Mrs. Mc worked as a computer programmer for a major corporation. You know, one of those brainiac geek types who'd rather write code than eat. Someone who grew up during the era of dumb Dora jokes (before my time) complained that they were offended by blonde jokes. Her name was Dora. Dora happened to be blonde. An edict went out from management that blonde jokes were no longer to be told in the workplace. Mrs Mc, who has always been blonde except for a brief time when her hair started growing back after chemo, raised her hand and asked the boss "Can we tell them to each other"?
I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30. I'm glad I snagged mine back then.
SEVERAL years ago Mrs. Mc worked as a computer programmer for a major corporation. You know, one of those brainiac geek types who'd rather write code than eat. Someone who grew up during the era of dumb Dora jokes (before my time) complained that they were offended by blonde jokes. Her name was Dora. Dora happened to be blonde. An edict went out from management that blonde jokes were no longer to be told in the workplace. Mrs Mc, who has always been blonde except for a brief time when her hair started growing back after chemo, raised her hand and asked the boss "Can we tell them to each other"?
I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30. I'm glad I snagged mine back then.
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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
Actually, that goes back to the days of the Gulf War. The SecDef told President Bush that the coalition had just been promised 200 Brazilian troops.TPFKA@W wrote:Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been up to.
"I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night", she said. "Wow - I've never even met that many guys" replied the other.
President Bush was reported to have asked, "And how many is a brazillion?"

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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
My next door neighbor is married to a Brazilian woman. I had no idea he was a polygamist!!
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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
I heard the same Gulf War II era joke but slightly differently. SecDef to GWB: "Three Brazilian troops were wounded last night." GWB looks suitably saddened. "Remind me: exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
The punchline is intact and posted. It took me a minute but I got it.MG McAnick wrote:Is the punch line to follow TPFKA@W?
SEVERAL years ago Mrs. Mc worked as a computer programmer for a major corporation. You know, one of those brainiac geek types who'd rather write code than eat. Someone who grew up during the era of dumb Dora jokes (before my time) complained that they were offended by blonde jokes. Her name was Dora. Dora happened to be blonde. An edict went out from management that blonde jokes were no longer to be told in the workplace. Mrs Mc, who has always been blonde except for a brief time when her hair started growing back after chemo, raised her hand and asked the boss "Can we tell them to each other"?
I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30. I'm glad I snagged mine back then.
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I dunno, I always scored highly on reading comprehension on those ineptitude tests in school. Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.
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That's exactly how I read it, too. A "Brazilian" is someone from Brazil, period.MG McAnick wrote:... Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.
Now that the joke has been revealed, it's really not that funny.

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That's why the best jokes are TOLD rather than written out.RayThom wrote:That's exactly how I read it, too. A "Brazilian" is someone from Brazil, period.MG McAnick wrote:... Maybe I'm too literal in my interpretation of the printed word. With other's explanations I understand now.
Now that the joke has been revealed, it's really not that funny.

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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
that s why I started using emoticons sometimes.
my tone is often misunderstood, I think.
my jokes are often subtle. those who has ears, let him hear....
my tone is often misunderstood, I think.
my jokes are often subtle. those who has ears, let him hear....
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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
I married a brunnet and now I am married to a blonde.I have noticed that there are a lot more blondes my age now than there were when I was 30.

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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
So, oldr...do blondes have more fun? 

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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
Yes we do (I am blonde also, at least I was when I had hair.
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Way before Mrs Mc I dated another blonde. She had two blonde sisters and one brunette. The brunette became a nun. I always figured that was proof enough.
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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
Bit of an extreme reaction to seeing you date her sister. Maybe it was self-preservation? 

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And, having made that choice of lifestyle, there's no kicking the habit. 

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Re: Two blondes meet for coffee
I prefer redheads myself.
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"Your love-life is dead, unless you've gone red."

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