They breed 'em tough up north

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They breed 'em tough up north

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Temperatures have plunged across the UK, with roads blocked, school closures and heavy snow blanketing huge swathes of the country.

Not that you'd know it from these bracing pictures of female revellers in Newcastle city centre this weekend.

A passenger jet had overshot a runway at the city's airport on Thursday but on Saturday night the girls pictured showed they didn't mind some fog on the Tyne, or snow in the Bigg Market.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z16iA78Ii4


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That's beyond nipply!

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Those four in the first picture

..."I'd rather fuck them than fight them..."
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Gob wrote:Those four in the first picture

..."I'd rather fuck them than fight them..."
Wasn't the one on the left in Ghostbusters?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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The one on the right is auditioning for the exorcist.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Was there some kind of costume ball going on in Newcastle? Or is that honestly how people dress there?
GAH!

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That is honestly how girls on the pull dress in Newcastle, Geordie girls are notorious for it.
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In English, please?
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to guess that alcohol may have been involved....
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Guinevere wrote:In English, please?

"That is honestly how girls on the pull dress in Newcastle, Geordie girls are notorious for it."


I can state in all honesty, that the young ladies of the city of Newcastle upon Tyne in the English north country, who are given the sobriquet "Geordies", are renowned all over the UK for divesting themselves of much of their clothing, (even in the chilliest of months) getting incredibly intoxicated, and hunting the city centre in packs for unsuspecting young males to breed with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie
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Yes us southern birds have far more class!!! I never once wore that Ghostbusters outfit!!

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Gob wrote:
Guinevere wrote:In English, please?

"That is honestly how girls on the pull dress in Newcastle, Geordie girls are notorious for it."


I can state in all honesty, that the young ladies of the city of Newcastle upon Tyne in the English north country, who are given the sobriquet "Geordies", are renowned all over the UK for divesting themselves of much of their clothing, (even in the chilliest of months) getting incredibly intoxicated, and hunting the city centre in packs for unsuspecting young males to breed with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie
This site is so educational!

But "unsuspecting young males"? My guess is they suspect/inspect/expect quite a bit.
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And "on the pull?"
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hunting the city centre in packs for unsuspecting young males to breed with.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Does the young male have to breed with the whole pack or can he pick and choose 1 or 2 or however many he would like?

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The young male does what he's bloody well told oldr!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Ooo, what were you told to do Sean? Or were you told not to tell? ;) ;) ;)
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Not me, I'm not a Geordie...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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That's what he says... He's near enough one ;)
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He's a scouser right?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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