Happy Hanukkah

[Sue U]

Here's to civil war, political assassination, religious parochialism, nationalist zealotry, mass killing, forcible circumcision ,,, and jelly donuts!

Happy Hanukkah!

[Lord Jim]

[Joe Guy]

SueU,

Are you saying that an 8-day Jewish holiday beginning on the 25th of Kislev and commemorating the re-dedication of the Temple of Jerusalem after its defilement by Antiochus of Syria is really just about civil war, political assassination, religious parochialism, nationalist zealotry, mass killing, forcible circumcision and jelly donuts?

Then what is Christmas?

A celebration of war in countries like Iraq initiated by our government in order to procure oil to feed our thirsty SUVs and a nod to our troops in Afghanistan that are trying to find Osama-Waldo and to defeat terrorists over there when what we really need is to stop them over here?

An attempt to annually reignite arguments for & against pro-life and pro & con circumcision?

A rationalization for killing civilians in our attempt to accomplish all of the above?

I understand.

It's all about hatred.

[Gob]

[Lord Jim]

There you go again, bringing sex into everything....

[Gob]

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

[Sue U]

SueU,

Are you saying that an 8-day Jewish holiday beginning on the 25th of Kislev and commemorating the re-dedication of the Temple of Jerusalem after its defilement by Antiochus of Syria is really just about civil war, political assassination, religious parochialism, nationalist zealotry, mass killing, forcible circumcision and jelly donuts?

Not at all; it's also about gambling and latkes.

[@meric@nwom@n]

[loCAtek]

Don't forget the Holocaust, yay!

[Sean]

Don't forget the Holocaust, yay!

I'm confused... Wasn't that caused by an atheist?

[loCAtek]

Nope, you're thinking of the national revival movement of Stalin.; the Great Leap Forward of Mao Zedong; and Year Zero by Pol Pot; which were genocides by atheists.

[Sean]

Believe me... I'm not.

[loCAtek]

Are you suggesting genocide is caused by religious views in the light that it is not?

[Sean]

*sigh*

Never mind...

[Gob]

Told you...

[Sean]

Smartarse...