You Can't Make This Stuff Up Folks!

[dales]

President Obama a male prostitute?

Texas, again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mar ... 0dab340ee2

[Scooter]

And if you took a poll of likely Republican voters, at least 30% of them would say they believe it to be true.

[Joe Guy]

"Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years he spent as a male prostitute in his twenties."

I imagine a soft spot is a requirement for a successful prostitute.

[Gob]

or a hard one...

[Lord Jim]

This story is ridiculous...

Everybody knows that a devout Muslim like Obama would never have been a male prostitute...

[RayThom]

I'm not voting for Obama ever again... count on it.

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

[BoSoxGal]

[Econoline]

[Scooter]

You definitely can't make this shit up:

A Texan who called Obama a gay prostitute may soon control what goes in children’s textbooks

[MajGenl.Meade]

That is rather frightening and quite disgusting. She's as bad as 9/11 conspiracy "theorists".

[Lord Jim]

This is my favorite bit:

On the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, she wrote last November: “Many people believe the Democrat Party had JFK killed because the socialists and Communists in the party did not want a conservative president.”

I thought I had heard just about every Kennedy assassination theory; from the CIA, to Castro, to the Mafia, to the Russians, to LBJ....

Even one theory that he was killed accidentally by a Secret Service agent in the motorcade...

But I have to admit, that's a new one...

Mrs. Bruner has a very uhh, fertile imagination...

[Bicycle Bill]

That Texan (Ms. Bruner) should probably pay more attention to what is currently going on under her own nose right there in her own state capitol city.
http://www.theatlantic.com/education/ar ... on/379533/

Another news story I saw (it was on Yahoo, for whatever it may be worth) claimed that some of the fastest growing "sugar baby" colleges are NYU, Arizona State, and U-Texas at Austin.

You can call 'em "sugar babies" and "sugar daddies" if you want to, but it still sounds like hookers and johns to me.

-"BB"-

[Burning Petard]

What ever happened with that conspiracy last summer about the feds building special concentration camps under Walmart stores? At some point even the Texas governor bought into it.

snailgate

[Scooter]

If you ask them about it, they will claim that raising the alarm as they did was successful in foiling the federal government's plot.

[rubato]

Texas Conservatives are following a well-worn path ( the essence of conservatism):

http://www.lifeasmyth.com/journal_planet_Eclipse.html

In Chinese mythology, lunar eclipses occur because the Dragon, a masculine solar energy, is attempting to eat the moon. To counteract this effect, it was traditional in ancient China to make loud noises (e.g., bang drums) to frighten the Dragon away. As recently as the nineteenth century, the Chinese navy fired its cannons during a lunar eclipse because of this belief.

And it worked, for 2,000 years.


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