Exodus

[Gob]

How many of you are considering leaving the USA if President Trump is elected?

[Scooter]

‘How to move to Canada’ trending after Trump win

Searches asking "how to move to Canada" are spiking on Google as U.S. voters digest Donald Trump's sweeping win in the Super Tuesday Republican contests.

Trump claimed victories in seven states — Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Vermont and Virginia.

And it seems to have sparked a renewed interest in packing up for a life north of the border.



A quick Google search of 'How to move to Canada' brings up results including the country's main immigration page, working abroad programs and an eight-step wiki guide for how to make the move.

But this isn't the first time that Trump's candidacy has sent eyes toward the Great White North.

Earlier this year, a tongue-in-cheek tourism campaign for Cape Breton Island — near Maine -— attempted to lure Americans by waxing lyrical about Canada's liberal laws around religious diversity, abortion laws and affordable housing.

"Don't wait until Donald Trump is elected president to find somewhere else to live! Start now, that way, on election day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton," it read.

The website's creator has since written on the contact page that his team has been overwhelmed by interest, adding that they welcome everyone, regardless of their political affiliation.

But whether a mass exodus to Canada would potentially create a rift between the North American neighbors is unclear.

While Trump told local reporters in September that he "loves Canada" and opposed building a wall at the Canadian border — countering a much-ridiculed idea put forward during Scott Walker's campaign for the Republican nomination —- the admiration might not be mutual.

When asked on social media whether he would stand up to Trump and his "hateful rhetoric," newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told a town hall meeting run by Canada's Maclean's magazine in December that he would respect voters' decisions, but stopped short of supporting Trump's tactics.

"It's going to be important … to be able to have a positive relationship with whoever Americans choose as their president," Trudeau said.

"I don't think it comes as a surprise to anyone that I stand firmly against the politics of division, the politics of fear, the politics of intolerance or hateful rhetoric," the prime minister added. "If we allow politicians to succeed by scaring people, we don't actually end up any safer. Fear doesn't make us safer. It makes us weaker."

[Gob]

Australia will put out the welcome mat for Kristina and Sue, all others by application.

[Lord Jim]

I'm thinkin' maybe we sneak into the UK pretending to be Somalian refugees...


Then they'll set us up in a five bedroom house, with a 10K a month stipend....

[Gob]

That's a plan, Stan!

[Sue U]

Australia will put out the welcome mat for Kristina and Sue, all others by application.

That's kind of you, but I can't imagine leaving North America. With my advancing age, though, I do worry about the winters in Canada. Maybe Vancouver, it never gets too cold there.

[rubato]

Robert Nesta Marley! I saw him perform that song twice in Santa Cruz. And I'm not leaving for some weak sister Repuglican fuckhead with little hands.


yrs,
rubato

[kristina]

Australia will put out the welcome mat for Kristina and Sue, all others by application.

Thanks for the offer, Gob; I'll let you know!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Reminds me of all the "stars" who threatened to leave after Bush was elected.
I won't leave, I'll stay and try and make things better.
But if any of you do go to Canada, maybe you guys can put me up for a few days during the winter so I can go snowmobiling.

[Econoline]

[Lord Jim]

Must be owned by that well known Canadian Ted Cruz...

[Scooter]

MARCH 7, 2016

Canada Fears Photo of Prime Minister with Pandas Could Worsen American Refugee Crisis

BY ANDY BOROWITZ



TORONTO (The Borowitz Report)—Canada, already bracing for the possible inflow of millions of American refugees in November, might have made matters worse by releasing an unacceptably adorable photo of its Prime Minister hugging two baby pandas, Canadians fear.

The photo, taken at the Toronto Zoo and showing Justin Trudeau cuddling with two panda cubs, was “the last thing this country needed,” Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of Canadians for Responsible Immigration, a prominent anti-immigration organization based in Ottawa, said.

“Canada is already staring down the potential crisis of millions of Americans pouring over its border later this year,” Dorrinson said. “Did we really have to announce that we have pandas, too?”

The news photo, which Dorrinson called “an unmitigated disaster,” is expected to worsen the influx of illegal Americans because, he said, “in addition to pointing out that Canada has pandas, it is also reminding people that our Prime Minister is an unusually handsome man, especially for someone in government.”

In an open letter published online, the anti-immigration leader urged Trudeau “to put his country first” and cancel a visit scheduled for Friday at the Winnipeg Puppy and Kitten Shelter.

[TPFKA@W]

Fuck the move to Canada lot. The cowards have no balls. Go, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[Bicycle Bill]

If Trump is elected, I will not move to Canada.           



He's too far out of range from that distance.

-"BB"-

[Lord Jim]

Yeah the pandas are cute, but the schmuck in the middle reminds me of why I'd never want to move there...

[oldr_n_wsr]

Fuck the move to Canada lot. The cowards have no balls. Go, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[dales]

Fuck the move to Canada lot. The cowards have no balls. Go, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Ditto

[Daisy]

I'm just going to leave this here.....

http://www.brickingitforcanada.com/

[MajGenl.Meade]

Hey Daisy - re your link. McAfee says it's too dangerous to visit... "Hey! Are you sure you want to go there". What, Canada? So I guess I'll be staying in the backyard bunker if Trump becomes Prez.

[kmccune]

Life will go on .