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BoSoxGal wrote:Woman wins lottery, throws big party.
Hint: lots of cooking involved . . .
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BoSoxGal wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:Woman wins lottery, throws big party.
Hint: lots of cooking involved . . .
Until you said "lots of cooking involved", I was leaning towards Shirley Jackson's classic short-story, "The Lottery".
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The Joy Luck Club?

(mahjong not strictly a lottery, but a game of chance, sort of)
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Fried Green Tomatoes
or Mystic Pizza
never saw either but I think some cooking goes on in them. At least the titles suggest cooking.

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Nope, nope, nope & nope.

This novella is a classic of world literature and was made into film within my lifetime or shortly before - I'm 45.
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the movie sounds like Babette's Feast; I never read the book, so I'm not sure.

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He's good, that Big RR
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:Woman wins lottery, throws big party.
Hint: lots of cooking involved . . .
Until you said "lots of cooking involved", I was leaning towards Shirley Jackson's classic short-story, "The Lottery".
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No, that would have been, "Woman wins lottery, gets stoned".... 8-)
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A boy and a black man raft down the Mississippi, then the boy meets his old buddy for an incomprehensible ending.

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"Huckleberry Finn"; thanks for an easy one, Big RR.
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I try. :lol:

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another easy one (I think):

Straight-laced man gets drunk on his own concoction and goes out for nights of fun and debauchery.

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde?
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I guess too easy. :D

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Man raises the daughter of a prostitute, saves the life of her fiancé, dies.
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Les Miserables

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Spy pretends to defect, then commits suicide.
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The Spy Who Came In From the Cold??
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Econo nails it

(my John le Carre obsession is a bit of a giveaway)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Here's one —

"Girl plays hide-and-seek, loses."
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