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Gob
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One free short with every booking

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A new club night offering a free dancing 'midget' with every £850 VIP table booking has been condemned as 'distasteful and discriminatory'.

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The Closet, which runs a night at The Oxford Club in Manchester, is holding its first 'Wonderland' event tomorrow where the top ticket package includes a 'free dwarf' waiter who will 'dance on demand'.

Revellers are told that for the £850 'Ballers Booth' includes entry for 15 people, a bottle of Champagne, four bottles of vodka and mixers and 'a free midget'.

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The 'Tweedle Dee' or 'Tweedle Dum' character will wait on the table and 'dance on demand', according to organisers.
Other packages available at the new club night - which organisers claim will leave you 'with question marks hanging over your head - include The Cheapskates Booth at £350, and The Wannabes Booth at £550.

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15 people, a bottle of Champagne, four bottles of vodka
lite-weights.
:mrgreen:

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Bicycle Bill
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Re: One free short with every booking

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oldr_n_wsr wrote:
15 people, a bottle of Champagne, four bottles of vodka
lite-weights.
:mrgreen:
Well, that also includes admission costs. Works out to about 56 quid (US$80) per person.
Here's hoping that it's really good champagne (Dom P, Cristal, Krug, etc.) and vodka.

And remember, you do get the use of the midget for the night too!  That's gotta be worth sumthin'.
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