Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair h

[TPFKA@W]

Not sure if alcohol is a factor or cause is simply a genetic issue.

[Sue U]

Do you have a subscription to Lawnmower Accident News or something?

[TPFKA@W]

Well, DUH, doesn't everyone who is anyone have that?

[Long Run]

How many times has a lawnmower beaten a pickup truck? This may change the odds.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Deere, deere.

[Lord Jim]

"Tonight at 9PM Eastern Time, Anderson Cooper presents a new CNN Special Report:

"Lawn Mower Related Deaths- The New American Epidemic..."

[TPFKA@W]

"Tonight at 9PM Eastern Time, Anderson Cooper presents a new CNN Special Report:

"Lawn Mower Related Deaths- The New American Epidemic..."

"Victim's family in mowerning."

[Long Run]

I heard they were reeling.

[Joe Guy]

There are a lot of stupid people without mulch experience using lawnmowers.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Man decked by mower?

[Bicycle Bill]

Since the driver of the lawn mower is the deceased victim, police announced that no charges would be filed.
Had the driver survived, however, he would have been penalized 15 yards for clipping.

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

Since the driver of the lawn mower is the deceased victim, police announced that no charges would be filed.
Had the driver survived, however, he would have been penalized 15 yards for clipping.

-"BB"-

Shorely shome mishtake? "... would have been penalized by clipping 15 yards"?

[Long Run]

This thread has gone to seed.

[Scooter]

The discussion is definitely in the weeds.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Was he blade to rest?

[Big RR]

It depends whether they had to wait 2 or 4 cycles.

[oldr_n_wsr]

Stop pulling my cord.

[Scooter]

That was rather cutting.

[Joe Guy]

I think we should trim this down to 25 puns, mower less.

[Scooter]

Now you're just hedging.