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WEIRDO independence activist Peter Dow has posted a bizarre internet appeal for love.



Jobless Dow, 50, says he is looking for a woman to bear his children - and boasts he will get extra benefits to keep her and the kids.

The self-styled Scottish National Standard Bearer posted his "lonely hearts" ad on his own website, on which he campaigns for a Scottish republic and denounces First Minister Alex Salmond as a royalist traitor.

The website shows Dow dressed up in quasi-military uniform and features boasts that his children will achieve more than other kids because of his superior genes.

But he admits he has lived off benefits for many years, despite being "healthy, strong, very clever and well educated".

He states: "I cannot offer a woman riches. I live off welfare and have done for years - it is a reliable, though low, income which increases to a couple's allowance if I can find a partner who is habitually resident in the UK.

"Of course, welfare here does pay extra for children and so I can afford to bring up kids no problem."

Dow also says he would not mind "a bit of polygamy if, say, sisters, wome n friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me".

Dow, from Aberdeen, has gone to great trouble to make sure any woman applying are the right physical type.

He says "anorexic or very fat" women need not apply and even includes a hip-waist ratio chart.

He adds: "If a woman's hips are at least 1.25 times as big as her waist when we first meet then fine.

"Clearly, I will be delighted to see my woman's waistline expand every time she gets pregnant with my next child."

The website includes a picture of a shirtless Dow - although the waistline looks considerably trimmer than the 41 inches he currently admits to.

Dow says he is looking for a woman aged 16 to 36 - who is prepared to have unprotected sex with him as soon as possible in order to conceive.

And he won't take on a woman's teenage sons because of the potential for testosterone-fuelled conflicts in his single-person flat - but is quite happy for her to bring daughters.

Dow, who was recently featured in a TV documentary demonstrating at Holyrood against the Queen, said yesterday his appeal had not yet come up with his ideal woman. He said: "I haven't had any serious responses to the advert.

"There have been no women coming forward to volunteer to have my babies.

"It may be a novel approach but it hasn't worked as yet in terms of becoming a father.

"Many men my age are grandfathers but I am not so experienced with women and have no experience at all in having a family."

WHAT WOMAN COULD RESIST THIS CHARM?

"I cannot offer riches as I live off welfare and have done for years. It is a reliable, though low, income"

"Welfare here does pay extra for children and so I can afford to bring up children no proble"

"Anorexic and very fat women need not apply so check your waist-to-hips ratio on my website chart"

"My preferred dimensions are hips at least 1.25 times as big for a non-pregnant lady when we first meet"

"I will be delighted to see my woman's waistline expand every time she gets pregnant with my next child"

"Our children would expect to inherit some of my superior genes. I am fit, healthy, strong and very clever"

"I would consider a woman with children so long as my woman is ready to conceive right away"

"No women with teenage boys but I'm not averse if sisters, women friends or bisexual women want to share"

"Breast sizes I am not so fussy about - small, medium or large - I like them all. Having babies is everything"

"I live in a single person's flat. Foreign holidays and having a car are not so easy to afford on welfare though"

Potentially yes, I would be prepared to get married legally but only when finances allowed"

"A glass of an alcoholic drink now and then is ok but I don't want a woman with a drink problem"

"When my lady moves in, I'll be expecting sex with no contraception. I have no time to waste"

"Do not ask me for money upfront. I won't send any as I'll suspect right away that I am being scammed"


Read more at http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-wo ... fqCFhul.99

[BoSoxGal]

[Lord Jim]

WHAT WOMAN COULD RESIST THIS CHARM?

Well, almost any I could imagine...

[Lord Jim]

This is hilarious...

he admits he has lived off benefits for many years, despite being "healthy, strong, very clever and well educated".

"I cannot offer a woman riches. I live off welfare and have done for years - it is a reliable, though low, income

Onslo...

[Big RR]

"Do not ask me for money upfront. I won't send any as I'll suspect right away that I am being scammed"

It sounds like he's had a lot of experience changing money for sex, and being scammed as well. But in a world where women write to mass murderers in prison and propose marriage, there may well be an ass for this seat.

[oldr_n_wsr]

At least he's honest about the whole thing.