They breed 'em tough up north
Re: They breed 'em tough up north
No, I'm Welsh. Those are regions of England.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: They breed 'em tough up north
That is just completely wrong!
Brummies are thieving midland scum!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: They breed 'em tough up north
North of Snowdonia? All the fucking same up there...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: They breed 'em tough up north
So everyone else is a northern bastard. You are by inference standing at the South Pole! 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: They breed 'em tough up north
There's a famous "Likely lads" sketch about that...
Bob: "I bet we could go right round the world and you'd have a pat response ready."
Terry; "I've travelled man, I've seen a bit of the world now you know."
Bob: "What do you think of Koreans, for instance?"
Terry; "Not to be trusted. Cruel people. Much the same as all Orientals."
Bob: "That's a third of the world's population dismissed in a phrase. Russians?"
Terry; "Sinister."
Bob: "Egyptians?"
Terry; "Cowardly."
Bob: "Oh? I thought you might have saved that for Italians."
Terry; "No, no, they're greasy aren't they? Not as greasy as the French mind."
Bob: "Germans?"
Terry; "Arrogant."
Bob: "Spaniards?"
Terry; "Lazy."
Bob: "Danes?"
Terry; "Pornographic."
Bob: "Well that's just about everyone. Oh, Americans?"
Terry; "Well, they're flash aren't they?"
Bob: "So it's just down to the British is it?"
Terry; "Well, I haven't got much time for the Irish or the Welsh, and the Scots are worse than the Koreans."
Bob: "And you never could stand Southerners."
Terry; "To tell you the truth I don't like anybody much outside this town. And there's a lot of families in our street I can't stand either. Come to think of it I don't even like the people next door."
Bob: "I see, so from the distant blue Pacific through the barren wastes of Manchuria, to 127 Inkerman Terrace, you can't abide anyone."
- Bob and Terry, in Northern England, "Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”