It's going to be a great Ashes series!
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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ROTFLMCO!!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!


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OMFG!!! Aus 4-65 at lunch on the first day.
Ponting and Clarke to resign I think!
Ponting and Clarke to resign I think!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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69-5 now. This could be over in three days!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Oh dear..
I don't think I'll be popular in the office on Monday
I don't think I'll be popular in the office on Monday

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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LMAO - I haven't been popular for a few weeks now...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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I wonder if they'll still be playing by the time I get home from work?
Oh, I just sent a couple of Aussie mates a totally blank e-mail.
No subject, no content.
Just me saying nothing in fact.
Oh, I just sent a couple of Aussie mates a totally blank e-mail.
No subject, no content.
Just me saying nothing in fact.

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Says it all...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Oh, be still my pattering heart.....OMFG!!! Aus 4-65 at lunch on the first day.
Ponting and Clarke to resign I think!




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Hussey's gone! That's them fucked!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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All out for 268...
It says volumes about the current side, when their star bowler (who was left out of the second test for being shite in the first) is the highest scoring batsman of the innings.
It says volumes about the current side, when their star bowler (who was left out of the second test for being shite in the first) is the highest scoring batsman of the innings.
Awaits Jim's thoughts on the comment.."Cricket is not only an entertainment,"Cricket is not only an entertainment, it is a craft. As far as batting is concerned, courage is a requirement. Over the years players of the calibre of Bill Lawry, John Edrich and Sunil Gavaskar batted stubbornly on pitches of this sort - playing late, letting as many deliveries as possible pass by and putting a high price on their wickets. Although their batting was seldom attractive, it conserved wickets until the pitch settled down and the bowlers lost their sting. Then even the middle-order men could score a few runs.
Suffice it to say that none of their successors summoned the skill needed to reproduce their feats. Among them, Phillip Hughes committed a basic error by playing across the line. Chris Tremlett's delivery breached a poorly constructed defence unworthy of a Test opener, a breed in short supply by the look of things. Later, Steven Smith played an equally loose stroke, poking at a ball better left alone. Spirit alone is not enough.
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/hun ... 18zs8.html
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fixed that for you.Gob wrote:"Cricket is not only an entertainment it's a sleep aid,"
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Cricket! As entertaining as bagpipes ...when you're that pissed!![]()
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Almost an hour in on day two and England are 78-1.
They've managed to avoid the follow-on. Phew!
They've managed to avoid the follow-on. Phew!

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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And Johnson takes another wicket. 82-2
Well well...
Well well...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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82-3 Pietersen gone.
Game on!
Game on!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Nah, just going to let them think they have a chance then our tailenders will score double centuries.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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4-94...
Oh dear.

Lost 4-16 in 45 balls..
Is this a cunning plan?
Oh dear.



Lost 4-16 in 45 balls..
Is this a cunning plan?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”