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[Joe Guy]

Have one more drink and then send me some money because I work for the IRS and I'm trying to stop a law suit against you. Gift cards will work. You can buy them at Walmart and then PM me the code numbers. Once I receive the penalty payment I will see to it that your taxes have been fixed and then I will send whatever tax refund that may be due and payable to you. Please hurry and do it now.

[Crackpot]

You sayin the image didn't attach?! Have to fix that when my phone charges.

[Joe Guy]

You must charge your phone quickly, sir. If you do not send payment by today, an IRS agent is scheduled to come to your home for collection. If you pay now you can avoid all legal maneuvers and save yourself some big money. If you cannot get to Walmart, do you have a debit card? I will gladly accept that if you produce the information including the PIN number.

I am here to help you.

Allah Akbar.

[Crackpot]

Ain't attack because fils six seasons is too big and too drunk to figure out or care how to post at the moment

[Joe Guy]

You must enlist the assistance of a friend perhaps quickly. This is the IRS and we don't allow non-payment so you will be tried by jury and found guilty and do ample time in the penitentiary.

Do you have a friend that can pay for you? We will accept that if it is paid within one hour.

[Crackpot]

This one work?

[Gob]

That's better, nice view mate.

[Crackpot]

Wife is now trying to convince me to move out to Petoskey. She could get a job earning almost as much as both of us leaving me a kept man. (There are no jobs for me out there). In theory it sounds good but it think it would drive me crazy

[Gob]

"Even more crazy" you mean, surely Shirley?

[Guinevere]

What Gob said.

Pretty view, indeed. Does it get buggy around the pond on summer nights?

[Crackpot]

Not all that much. Aside from Japanese beetles which we set traps for. I've actually been suprised by the general lack of mosquitos.

[Bicycle Bill]

Remember the movie "Air Bud"?
Did they let Bud use the restroom in the locker room, or did they make him go outdoors?

-"BB"-

[oldr_n_wsr]

And who cleaned up after him?

[Bicycle Bill]

-"BB"-

[MajGenl.Meade]

Why do pencil shavings smell like underwear?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Not going anywhere near that one.
nope
nada
nicht

[Lord Jim]

Meade, I've been meaning to ask you...

Do you wear the tee-shirt in your sig-line when you're out and about with Mrs. Meade?

I'm guessing no...

[MajGenl.Meade]

Good guess, LJ. Glad that you realized that was my svelte body!

That moment when you've been relaxing in the hairdresser's chair, chatting with the nice young lady and enjoying the banter of the other young ladies, about to be seniors, racing around getting ready for the first day of school, and your nice young lady leans confidentially in towards you with the little electric clippers buzzing and softly asks:



"Should I do your ear hairs?"

[oldr_n_wsr]

That's why I cut my own hair.

[Lord Jim]

With one of the attachments on your Swiss Army knife...

Who needs a fancy pair of scissors?